Jonesy keeps playing these pranks on me and I–"Ĭoach Halder: "There's no excuse for a delay of game penalty!" Who knew Jonesy was actually good at something? Besides making out." "Uh, too much information?" Jen: "I better go too, it's almost nine." Jonesy: "Until I win the lottery, the Jonesmiester has to earn his keep. Nikki: "Crispy? Wh–as in fried chicken? Nice name for a bird protection agency." Wyatt: "You mean C-R-I-S-P-E-E? Citizens Really Into Supporting Protected Eagles Everywhere?" Jonesy: "Mall management's paying me to keep an eye on them just to keep some bird protection group happy." Guess they made a wrong turn migrating or whatever." Jonesy: "Not birdwatching, bald eagle watching." Jen: "Don't you have some lame birdwatching job to get to?" Jonesy: "Oh, pranking Jen five times a day before breakfast really puts a spring in my step!" Jen: "Ugh! Jonesy replaced my spearmint gum with this prank stuff!" "I can't let my guard down for a nanosecond! Ever since we moved into Jonesy's dad's house, I've been getting pranked nonstop!" I will not sink to Jonesy's juvenile level." Jen: "With Jonesy's nonstop pranking, I can't even trust an innocent saltshaker anymore." "AAH!" Nikki: "Every day, same breakfast burrito, same dangerous salt addiction." Jonesy: "I know how much you love having a freshly scrubbed bathroom!" Jen: "Eww! Someone used my toothbrush to scrub the toilet!" Jen: "Get out of my room!" "And out of my dreams." "Ugh! That was my last clean pair!" "No! Not another fart attack!" "Oh! Gross!" Jonesy: "Jen? Isn't this the part of your dream where you choke?" Jen: "Jen goes in for the Miller Flip.yes! First place!"
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